Yeh Dosti ;)

Bday alarm goes trrrrrrrrriiinggg! You take a glance at the time with your eyes half open, that makes ur face swell up to double the size! Then you realize ohh! Its dude’s bday! You call the frd at 12 in the night and say “hey wish you many many happy returns of the day buddy”….ur frd “thx man! Cant believe you actually remembered n kept awake to wish me”

yayyyksss!

Ahhh….errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………that almost sounds like a scene from most of our lives! But here is something different…..

As I picked up some lame reason to call my brother & as we always do we spoke abt all the non sense in the world to kill time….
trust me they were utterly non sense and we had no clue why we were killing time @ 11:30 PM!! (No jaw drops pls)! rightly said 11:30 in the night my brother & I were busy forcing words in between our yawns…finally when we were sure there was nothing more to discuss the topic He found was Farm Vile in his FB!! I banged my head n promised to insert a bugs bunny into his farm the next time he spoke abt his so called “hard earned pumpkins”.

ooouucchhh! serves me rt!

Well moving on it was almost 11:40…when I resoundingly reminded him of his Chaddi Dost’s bday…who happens to be my best buddy too. I jumped up n screamed….”heyyyyyy 20 mins to go for Dude's bday! Don’t u think we should call him?”

I continued….(Interrupting Interpretation: as a honest confession I stand perfectly true by the words that women are born speakers…I find it difficult to insert commas where full stops are required….on the other hand my bro somehow manages to insert long pauses where commas are required. Patience runs in his blood & I have successfully tamed him to be a good listener (he has no choice). Yes ladies this man actually listens!! He proves it by repeating what u said when u doubt he is not….I know that’s really rare of a kind!!!)


Continuing “bhaiyaa…Dude strictly warned me not to disturb his sleep”


Bro…..”…”

I: “but who cares….lets call”

Bro: “….”

I: “ru calling or shall I call?”

Bro: “….”


I: wait I will call

Bro: “….”

I: oh! Its 11:40! I think u should call….it wont look nice a gal calling so late…hai na?

Bro: (wanted to say shut up shut up shut up just SHUT UP! But said…) “…..”

I: ok u call…ab soch kya raha hai…call karna…conference daal.

Bro: (finally) “ufff...OK”


11:40 the Chaddi Dost picked the call and said “hmmmmm?? “

Bro: “…”

I: “heyyyy wake up ur on con call…”

Bro: “Happy birthday to you….hap…”

I: Bhaiyaa wait it’s not 12 yet!....



Hehe I am sure you got the exact gist of the conversation and all ur (Esply Lady's) sweet empathies will be conveyed to my bro!! And so we went on to wake up the bday boy at wee hours to wish him…


Chaddi Dost: Hey guyssss! so nice to hear from u....!!! wowwww!
 
errrrrrrrrr....error again...
 
CD (Chaddi Dost): What the hell! ru guys human or devils? dont u get some sleep?
I: Bro he is talking to u
Bro: "......"
CD: and you too miss! i told u guys not to wake me...wat crap did i achieve by moving one yr closer to my grave...i dont think i need wishes for that...
 
uhhh! yes at times he manages to shut my mouth!
 
 

Celebrations....To Be Continued