And there walked an old man with big white beard, love filled in his glowing eyes…with a gentle smile and a MAJESTIC walk! He came and seated himself next to me. As the angel walked away…I bent to him and said “good job Mamu…acha walk kiya thu! Apun tho pull darr gaya…yeh ho kya raha hai?” and the man just kept staring at me still smiling. Confused I went a little closer and said “ ahem…apko hindi nahi athi?? You walk good…look good…talk I don’t know…I first time walk! What drama happening here??” the man now began to laugh! I said “Mamu inglis bhi nahi athi kya?” 
The man still staring into my eyes...
The man still staring into my eyes clicked his fingers…and lo!!! We were in the middle of a forest!! Fresh green trees, warm and cushiony grass, silent trimmer to the scene was a beautiful lake! Birds chirping, light breeze, clear sky, romantic fragrance! Hmmm is this what we call heaven! 
I jerked back looked at the man and said “apun marr gaya kya? Thu god hai kya? Aila…bapu aur ma ko kuch bataya nahi yaar…circuit ki tho fatt gayi hogi!!” ufff no change again in the Man’s expression…here u go with my inliss again! “Oye Mamu…you God? You giving me ticket?? But why??”
The Old Man: “Munna look around you. For a minute assume I give you chance to become Me (God).
Munna “offer tho tiik hai, lekin isase tere ko kya faida?”
GOD: Now tell me are you happy with what’s happening? I am on a mission and my children were my army. Now the army is dispersing in different directions and doing what they want and not what I want. What would you do.
Munna: “Rakake khaan ke neeche do bajane ka…sab apne aap line pe ajayenga”
God: “I could do that long time back…but you are all my children. Here…I will tell u a small story. A monkey lived happily with its children on big banyan tree inside a temple. The people in the village offered the monkey with food everyday. There was one naughty baby monkey which troubled and scared ppl of the village and the other was a good child. The mother tried to teach the naughty baby many times but failed. One fine day there was a huge Flood that hit the village! The mother had to hold both the babies and swim for long. Soon the mother realized she had to make the toughest choice ever a mother could make. She had to choose one among her babies. She looked into their eyes…they were both panicking and were holding on tight to their mom hoping mom will take them soon to a safe place. Tears filled in her eyes she picked up the naughty one…oh no!! the child knew it. It pleaded and said “Mom…no…let me live!” Mom with tears gave it a loving kiss and let it loose and stood for minute and watched the her own baby struggle to live...he kicked really hard but finally gave up and begun to drown. Not able to witness this cruel scene any more...her heart piercing she held the other baby and began to swim again…Yes!! It was horrible what happened to the baby that drowned but the mother had no choice. It was AWEFUL what happened to the mother...
God turned to Munna and said “what did you get from the story?”Munna crying: “Baap hota tho dono bacha log bach jaate na??”
God: let me talk in your tongue now “Story apun bol raha hai ki thu??”God graced a step closer to Munna…Munna took a step back and said “thu”
God graced another step closer “mere story mein tera character kaiku gussata hai? Seeda seeda answer dene ka nahi tho tapka Dalega” Munna took another step back still crying and said…“Sambaal! Tapke huye ko kitni baar tapkayega…ek tho tapkayo fir sad story…aur muft mein bache ko marr diya…upar se…” God starred at Munna and he knew it was a “enough is enough look”…
God continued: “Munna it’s the time of crisis now…and I have to make a choice among my children. Its very painful to let go of your child. Now you will take this message of mine to the world. Ppl laugh at you and learn from you. I want to save my pearls…and you will help me in converting more of my children in to pearls.
Munna: Woh Kaise??
God instructed Munna to kneel down in front of him in front him and blessed him as Munna was going to bliss he heard last God say “Chemical Locha Praptirastu”…
Thuddddddddd!! Lo!! I woke up with a strike…I looked around I was safe on my bed….in my ROOM!! Arreyyy!! I am alive??!! And there was standing Bapu ji! And this time it was not just Bapu, at times there was Swamy Vivekananda, Lord Rama :O, Sai Baba, Bhaghat Singh, Mother Theresa!
Munna: Woh Kaise??
God instructed Munna to kneel down in front of him in front him and blessed him as Munna was going to bliss he heard last God say “Chemical Locha Praptirastu”…
Thuddddddddd!! Lo!! I woke up with a strike…I looked around I was safe on my bed….in my ROOM!! Arreyyy!! I am alive??!! And there was standing Bapu ji! And this time it was not just Bapu, at times there was Swamy Vivekananda, Lord Rama :O, Sai Baba, Bhaghat Singh, Mother Theresa!
“Baap re iss barr tho apun ki Watt lagne wali hai! Bole tum log jaldi se sari lessons ratt marane ka. Mera tho kaam sirf yeh Chemical locha sab ko de dalne ka! Fir dekna…ek gaal pe marne wala hii nahi hoga dusra gaal dikhane kha mauka heech nahi milega!!”
It’s true Munna! Chemical Locha in even 50% of our minds and the world will be a better place to live in! There will be no crisis time at all and our Divine Mother will have a much easier choice to make. Are you guys telling me “Looking London and talking Tokyo?” ya ya I know I know!! Will make it up….arrey bidu apun ko abhi tak God se milne ka chance nahi mila na!! ;)
Love All,
Ashu ;)
